The women, men and hermaphrodites who make El Scorcho, scorchy! In alphabetical order by last name...or pseudonym
The Major Players
Montana doesn't want you to know about her because she has rampid dreams of psychotic men killing her. This is reasonable because her paintings depict mutilated bunnies. She's really a very sweet person.
*Rose Muller, editor and cheif
Very well, where should I begin? My childhood was typical. It was spent in the Polish ghetto's of Zaire, where I spent my time selling chicklets so I could buy food. My father was a egomaniacal pissant of a gigalo who spent his time streetwalking in Tanzania, we rarely saw him. My mother, a Cather from the Swiss Alps, spent her time wandering in a burlap sack and buying chicklets from me. She taught me early to believe impossible things and soon I began an attempt to create the perfect circle, and told people I invented plastic. I took up knitting socks and cock rings. Summers were spent in a dumpster, shared with a pack of racoons. In the spring eat egg yokes and spam. If I was insolent, I was placed in a coffin and beaten with beer bottles. Pretty standard, really.
*Matilda Vaugier, editor and cheif
A woman of epic proportions, Matilda stands at 5'3" and likes to wear stripped socks and combat boots. Her hair can be seen in a variety of shades such as lime green and pink. She is an elusive creature and lives in a wooden box with no lid, which is awfully inconvinient for the weather. She sometimes wears hot pants, but only on Sundays, and was raised in a squirrel commune. She likes to write and masterbate and shave llamas.
The Minor Players (one or two time artists)
I am Aleera Sigoie but I'm really known as Aakriti Shah and am 1/4th East Indian and 3/4th super white, which means I knows practically nothing about India, and people stare at me when I say I'm ethnic. I have a vendetta against the American school system, George Bush, and the number 3. I live in Seattle with two hamsters named Ping and Pong.
Lola describes herself as a Ski Bum/ Jewel Theif/ Rock Star.
"I grew up in Cowboy country and left home at 17 for women and wooden shoes. Whored my way across Europe and drank myself into a coma on Limoncello and vodkha. Somewhere in Italy I just woke up to find myself posing as a college student in Laramie. Holy mushrooms, batman!"
Senior in college majoring in Molecular Biolody. Crazy Sumbich. Laramie resident. More but not now.
"JRS" is the not-so-evil stepfather of editor Rose whom she loves very much. At the ripe-old age of older than dirt, he has a wit of steel and a body of mush. JRS is very politically active and likes ranting but knows what he's talking about. He studies up. Currently he is working in Las Vegas but will be moving in with Rose's mother (yay) in Laramie soon.