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Issue I: "Thistledown Gossamer"
Original Release May 2005, Reissued March 2006
Access: Online Version . Printed Image Copy

Issue II: "Death Spasms of Chemical Vav"
Original Release October 2006
Access: Online Version . Printed Image Copy